>I was on the Trollpasta chat, then a sexy user comes on
>His name is Gator.
>But he prefers to be called Simba
>We make puns about his name, stuff like Simballica (Metallica), The Rolling Simba's (The Rolling Stones), and all that stuff.
>He likes it a lot.
>I make the "Simba x Timone x Pumba" ship on there.
>He jacks off at the thought of it.
>I ask him if he has a girlfriend
>He says "Yes. But I want to make love to Timone and Pumba, even though they are fake."
>At that random moment, I feel feelings towards him.
>We jack off in each other's mouth's
>He then says "Do you hear that?"
>I say "What is that?"
>"That's the grape roaring."
>We ignore it, because we are busy making Timone and Pumba babies
>After we get done orgrammsming in each other's mouth's, Gramm appears out of nowhere.
>He stabs us for using that shitty orgrammsm joke.
>Then Rapey the grape pops out of nowhere and rapes us.
>Then we all die, because rocks fall on top of us.
>Simba is love
>Simba is life